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Hooker Cooker soup
It's time to meet the bloggers and floggers ! WooT WooT! Who is going to be mah Buffalo Date ? ! ...
Yummy.. we may have cuppycakes !! we may have soup!!
Ciara may show with just a thong and her apron ?
All sorts of Souperior things could happen -
Recipe for Buffalo Soup -
5 lbs of Roast beef
3 lbs of Anchor Bar Chicken wings- (deboned)
1lb Redlinski Sausage
4 cups of Weber's Mustard-
5 cups of Horse Radish
19 tspns of Mortons Salt !
1 scoop of Perry's Sabre Sundae ice cream
12 tspns of Franks Hot Sauce
Served with some Kimmelweck Rolls rolls and Bison Chip dip for dipping :)
PS. Don't try this recipe at home !
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.. some nice healthy Buffalo Food !!
And if ya think that is grand !!
try some other Hooker Cooker recipes :)
Website: http://www.geocities.com/libmary/buffwingsala
 
Cupcake soup
Ode to Cupcakes-
Lame I know !! Weird shit -
So, I'm sitting here mindin` mah own beez wax,and someone applys for Dangerzone with the name Cupcake -
So, I start thinkin` about cupcakes? LOL.Because I was hungry ? No..
I just started smelling these cupcakes that my Dad used to buy all the time when I was a kid !! They were amazing.. From a little Bakery, called Quality, in between the east side and south side of Buffalo. Hell, I Was only 6-7-8. Why am I thinking about these stupid cupcakes.. I do not know LMAO!!
I can smell them , I can taste them ! Just the weirdest thing for sure !
Is there a cupcake nazi ? HA
That is my lament for the day :)
todays soup of the day is,
CUPCAKE SOUP -
Sounds gross eh ?
This is the word of Ciara,
Amen
Senseless soup
So like, Im reading the news on the internet. And MSN is really fucked up -
3 articles right in a row-
-How to wean yourself away from your ex-
-Men : how to get your ex girlfriend back -
-women: How to tell your man is cheating ..
Should any of these articles even be together or grouped together .. JIMINY CRICKETS !!
So, I'm reading a fellow sex workers blog- that tries to tell the world.. escorts are nice, escorts are lovely, dont believe what you hear.. we arent on drugs. we arent alcoholics - So she blogs about how Sexworkers are lazy asses, we sleep til late afternoon- and blow our money at the malls -
FOR THE LOVE OF SOUP And all that is holy- does this make sense ... LOL
This looks better and better everyday !!
Website: http://www.buffalocharm.com
Diamonds in the Rough Soup
I wrote this blog back in 2005 - thought it was worth a repeat. Lina tings blog (www.linating.com) reminded me of this little ditty of a situation I had. I guess I should have filed a lawsuit eh ?
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Diamond in the ROUGH
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So. I'm at my sisters lingerie party a while back, and I ordered these simple little black thongs with a rhinestone at the small of the back. They were so cute, simple, yet fancy schmancy at the same time. The name of the item in the catolog was "A diamond in the rough " .
They are still my favorite. I love them and they are so comfy.. so the other night I was on an outcall appointment. Wore my sexy schmexy thongs to the call. I always feel so sexy and seductive wearing them. Simple things for simple minds I suppose !
I walk into the room struttin my stuff.. Of course this is a regular and I think he just sees me to talk. He loves my brain more than me I believe... So while we are having the long chat with just me in my thongs and pretty bra, it got me more turned on. Worse than being teased.. So I turned the conversation to my thongs. Turned around and told him " I brought diamonds for you baby," and went on to tell him of the Diamond in the Rough panties.. and he giggled. Continued with his conversation of FEMA and the President. *Yawn*
Im sitting there fidgeting like a school girl waiting for my candy and I felt something sharp and uncomfy at the top of my butt crack. LOL.. So I reach behind me saying "ooo ouch ".
My gentlemen friend, so very concerned, asked me what was wrong.. So I pull out the half-broken rhinestone from the crack of my ass.. and tell him.. talk about a "Diamond in the ruff ".
We laughed so hard til we had tears in our eyes...Truly embarrassing.. But hell, Let the world laugh with you I say...
This is the word of Ciara,
Amen !
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PS.. Id try to buy these ones since the diamond in the rough is no longer available, but hell.. If the lips fall off, we can call these ones.. KISS MY ASS ! ( No this isn't my ass ) LOL!
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