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The Touch of Soup
So I have some thoughts -
Can't quite get them down so quickly anymore - I am not sure if you can tell. ( haha ) With all the interuptions in my day, it takes me 8-12 hours to write. A shame -since it only takes you all 3 minutes to read it HAHAHA . Someone called me today and said " you rarely blog anymore, how come ".. My answer, quite sharply is, " Because you have called me, I have to talk to you, I was just in the middle of writing one. My phone only rings when I'm in the process of writing a blog. " The retort is :
" Oh, so what's up " ...
Anyhow, my story is a lovely one.
If you are tantra
If you are fbsm
If you are massage with a happy ending..
If you are any of the above and own a rare-escort site.. a myescortsite.com , myescortpage
If you advertise on boards where us nasty hookers advertise,
If you get reviews on boards where us nasty hookers get reviews..
If you have links of other escorts on your site
If you have banners to nasty hooker review boards ..
If you touch the penis
If you slap dat ass ..
If you make them ejaculate ....
You're one of us. C'mon, Jump in.. the water is lovely :) We can all swim in the same pool.
All my love,
A nasty hooker
Todays Soup of the day is,
Penis soup!
 
Belle De Soup
It's a cryin' shame -
The first callgirl that started escorts writing blogs - all the girls that copied after her naming "M" and " N " and "P".
The lady THOUSANDS of escorts named themselves after - Belle De Jour -
Almost outted
Now thats a cryin fuckin shame - there aren't any other words- I started reading this ladies blog since the very first day she started it ...
I'm angry
Website: http://www.lemondrop.com/2009/11/16/london-ca
Swine Soup
Have you cloroxed your pecker today?
Have you doused your snatch with listerine ?
Have you washed your boobies with drano?
Have you gargled with liquid plumber ?
Have you douched with Lysol today ?
Have you been doing your duty as an individual to keep us all safe ?
I've been taking extra precaution this flu season - Some are taking it to extremes - some are just living as usual during flu season -
All the hype about the vaccination back in 1976, how some people died from the Swine flu virus - Yes, it's scary, but you can die from eating the plastic butter you eat instead of real butter. You can die from anything by tomorrow- Plus..In 1919 The NHL had to call off the Stanley cup Playoffs due to Influenza- this is what IM MOST WORRIED about!LOL
So, im lysoling more than usual -
im clorox wiping like the madwoman of central park west !I'm even wiping the seat so I'll be neat with clorox wipes everytime I potty. ( hopefully I don't get confused and wipe my snatch too on accident ! )
I'm getting plenty of exercise because exercise helps build your immune system. I've been walking for at least hour a day, and I'm taking the stairs instead of an elevator or esculator . ( why yes you need this in Castle De Ciara) LOL
Wash your hands often. If you can’t wash them, keep a bottle of germ-x around or purell - after all -for FOUR DOLLARS it has alot and keeps your hands soft..( maybe your pecker too! )
Some people are wearing masks out in public places- I choose a mardi gras mask.
Get lots of fresh air. Open windows whenever possible. Get plenty of rest. Try to eliminate as much stress from your life as you can.
OR …. You can take the doctor’s office approach. Think about it, when you go for a shot, what do they do first? Clean your arm with alcohol.. Why? Because alcohol kills germs. Lets put on our Mardi Gras mask, walk to the booze store (GOOD exercise), I put a lime in your beer(fruit), celery in your Bloody Mary (veggies), olive in your martini, Only drink alcoholic beverages outside ( fresh air ), get drunk, tell jokes, and laugh (relieves stress) and then pass out from a drunken state (rest). The way I see it, if you keep your alcohol levels up flu germs can’t get you!!!!
CHEERS !!
Todays Soup of the day is :
Clean Pecker
Pottery Soup !
What's the big deal with Pottery Barn lately.. everywhere I go , I see an ad for them - everyday in my "real ' Mailbox, I get advertising nonsense from them. Everyday in my email, I get spam mail from them, never ordered , or walked in that store since it's existance -
Now, I come to EB to spit out a blog - and there is a rotating banner for Pottery barn ? I had to go back and make sure I saw it right.. Kwasi - Are you trading services for Pottery barn goods ? hahah ...
They don't even have soup bowls !!
Today's soup of the day is:
Potty-ree Soup
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