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Possible Trip To Newark, New Jersey
Hello Gentlemen,
I am 40 years young and of Spanish descent. I have long dark brown hair, big brown eyes and kissable lips. I am 5'6 and weigh 125lbs.
I do have reviews on The Erotic Review and City Exotic Review.
I am very health conscious therefore drug and disease free.
I have photos available for viewing at mikkifinetravels.escort24h.com
If I can peak enough interest from the gentlemen of New Jersey(Newark) then I will travel there from July 18th to 25th 08
My Incall Donations are: 2 hour minimum.
2 hours $400. For each additonal hour add extra $150.
If you have not been screened (by me) then please email me only. I look forward to meeting you soon. I reserve my phone line for screened clients who follow my directions. Once screening is complete I will call you right away. It is not necessary to call and check on me. I am very diligent in doing my job without supervision.
Love,
Mikki Fine
mikkifinetravel@sbcglobal.net
 
Potential Visit To New Jersey (Newark)
Hello Gentlemen,
I am 40 years young and of Spanish descent. I have long dark brown hair, big brown eyes and kissable lips. I am 5'6 and weigh 125lbs.
I do have reviews on The Erotic Review and City Exotic Review.
I am very health conscious therefore drug and disease free.
I have photos available for viewing at mikkifinetravels.escort24h.com
If I can peak enough interest from the gentlemen of New Jersey(Newark) then I will travel there from July 18th to July 25th 08
My Incall Donations are: 2 Hour Minium
2 hours $400. For each additonal hour add extra $150.
If you have not been screened (by me) then please email me only. I look forward to meeting you soon. I reserve my phone line for screened clients who follow my directions. Once screening is complete I will call you right away. It is not necessary to call and check on me. I am very diligent in doing my job without supervision.
Love,
Mikki Fine
mikkifinetravel@sbcglobal.net
Will Childbirth Hurt?
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy. The doctor asks her if she has any questions.
She replies, "Well, I'm a little worried about the pain. How much will childbirth hurt?"
The doctor answered, "Well, that varies from woman to woman and pregnancy to pregnancy and besides, it's difficult to describe pain."
"I know, but can't you give me some idea?," she asks.
"Grab your upper lip and pull it out a little..."
"Like this?"
"A little more..."
"Like this?"
"No. A little more..."
"Like this?"
"Yes. Does that hurt?"
"A little bit."
"Now stretch it over your head!"
ABC's of ex girlfriends
ABC's of ex girlfriends
A
is for Arteries.
You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for you you twit she was only after your money and could have given a shit about you.
B
is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!!
C
is for Call ya later.She won't. She never has before.
D
is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained?
E
is for Eating like a pig. Remember when you took her out and she said "I'm not hungry" so you figured you could take her to a nice place because you were able to afford a nice meal at this fine restaurant. Then she ate more than your Uncle Roy (you remember Uncle Roy the one with the mustard stains on everything). So you flip the bill and are broke for the next two weeks and she wonders why you were unable to call her that week and go see movies.
F
is for Friends. That is what she just wants to be. As if you can even stand to look at her.
G
is for Gun. And yes there is a waiting period.
H
is for Horny. Remember when she looked nice and even had a personality? Well, you figure it out.
I
stands for I still hate her. Odds are I always will, unless she calls me and offers me favors.
J
stands for Jim. This is her new boyfriend. Doesn't Jim have a nice car ? Doesn't Jim have a good job? Why does Jim want to date her? I think Jim could do much better. I hate Jim. Jim is my mortal enemy.
K
stands for Kill.
L
is for Love. It's a great euphoric feeling that exists between two people and is shared upon by both parties.
L
is also for Lunatic. Lunatics are crazy. Lunatics are the last people that actually believe in love.
M
stands for Mephistophiles. That is who she worked for.
N
stands for Necropheliac. She didn't move very much, did she?
O
is for On top. When on top she has another O word.
P
is for Pill. She said she was on it. She lied. She is now sueing you for a few hundred bucks a month.
Q
is for Quitter. She couldn't last.
R
is for Rich little Bitch. She bought my love but I paid for it.
S
stands for Suffer. That's what she made me do.
T
is for torture. Torture is what she did. She tortured you with the truth. She also tortured you with lies.
U
is for Understatement. Saying you hate that bitch is an understatement.
V
is for Voluptuous. That is the primamry reason you were dating her in the first place.
W
stands for Whine. She was a pro at this.
X
is for Xylophone. Because X is always for xylophone.
Y
stands for You suck! Remember when she yelled that at you.
Z
stands for ZIPPER. This is what you got your hair stuck in while trying to get dressed too quickly while she yelled "QUICK! They're home!"
.
stands for period. Which is a couple of weeks late, because she lied to you about taking what P stands for. It also means you won't get any for a week.
Website: mikkifinetravels.escort24h.com
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