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This one's for Julia in Atlanta..
Hello Madam,
we are American porn club we have cocaine for at a very cheap prize,if you are interested to buy the product pls kindly reply,please we only ship it to us,uk,canada,australia and some part of africa.
... and you think you get some rude dumb arses emailing you!... I'm not a madam, I'M A PRINCESS!!!
Mmwaah and hope you're doing well and keeping a smile on your dial,
Lucy
:)
Website: http://www.lucy-blake.com
 
Miss Beverly's Blog Quiz
"yes I DFK and it is included in my hourly rate"
"I do half hours, hours and 2 hour bookings, but I do special rates for 4 hour dinner bookings and overnight bookings"
"sure I do BBBJ' but it's $50 extra"
"yes those pictures of me are real and yes I can wear that lingerie in the pic and my boobs really are natural DDs"
We left the land of the courtesan looooong ago. We murder, mutilate and destroy any chances we have of being considered courtesans by advertising the way we do. We don't market it, we don't think like it, we don't create it, we don't nurture relationships with our clients or ourselves in the necessary way to achieve it.
We now present ourselves just as any other business would, so people access us, expect a "standard of service" and critique us as any other business.
We are no longer hand picked, we are no longer trained, we no longer think (ladies and gents alike) in terms of courtesan.
There was a sense of romance, intrique, desire, a relationship, an adventure with a courtesan; now there's a transaction. Sure many of us love/adore our clients... but they are multiple, they know it and they can see what we do with others in our advertising/blogs/reviews.
I can see why people are pissed and they don't look on us favorably. It's because human beings no longer look on most things favorably. Men don't open doors for woman anymore, woman swear, men ask woman to buy them a drink in a bar and woman are in bars with men to begin with!... we live on a different planet and people don't look on anything with the same romance as they use too.
If we want to be courtesans, if we want to be looked on favorably, it's all in the marketing. Meh but who could be bothered?! The ladies I know who have done it, have been extremely successful though - not entirely sane because it takes an awful lot of headspace and emotion to pull off.
Anyhooo gotta go get trashy for NYE! (I'm such a courtesan)
IGP
:)
Website: http://www.lucy-blake.com
Can anyone say TIME WASTER?!
Do you ever get the feeling your wasting your time / life? Today I sat and watched Morty the Fly climbing the wall ... doing nothing is evil in my opinion so it kills me to spend all day talking to Morty time wasting. The tedium of...
Phone rings... (Smurf ringtone)
Him: "Hi Lucy, what are you doing?"
Lucy: "aaaah watching a fly crawl up the wall"
Him: "oh sounds very horny"
Lucy: "how can I help you?"
Him: "I'm sitting in my bedroom in my red bath robe"
Lucy: "Oh I see. Did you ring to make an appointment"
Him: "I rang because I'm in my red bathrobe in my bedroom"
Lucy: "well Mummy Lucy says get dressed and go outside and get some sunshine"
Lucy: hangs up
... then we (the fly and I) had 4 people call to ask me all manner of "is ya c**t waxed and how much is it worth? I can't tell because my friend gave me your phone number and I don't know how to use the internet so can't see what you look like, how much you charge and what you do". YAWN!
... La la la la la aaaaa la la lalaa laaaaa (Smurf ring tone)
Lucy: "hello"
Him: "hi is this Lucy"
Lucy: "mostly"
Him: "is your c**t shaved"
Lucy: "no it's waxed"
Him: "so it's nice and smooth then?"
Lucy: "that's why they charge me the big dollars and I pass the expense onto you in my very reasonable rate"
Him: "nice"
Lucy: "only if you smile sweetly"
Him: "so what's your rate and what do you do"
Lucy: "Well today I'm running a special which means for today my rate is set at a very reasonable rate. It is the very special reasonable rate day. I do all manner of things. Were you after anything in particular?"
Him: "yerr I was told you do fetish?"
Lucy: "yup what is your fetish?"
Him: "I'd like a blow job"
Lucy: "and the fetishy way you'd like that done? As in what's the fetish element?"
Him: "do you do it without a condom?"
Lucy: "so you want to have sex is that what you're saying?"
Him: "yes, but my wife wont give me a blow job"
Lucy: "have you tried buying a diamond"
Him: "naaah she aint worth it"
Lucy: "well then buy the diamond, give it to her and think of it as a gift for your penis and putting a dollar value on a blowjob instead of thinking of your wife as a prostitute and putting a dollar value on her".
Him: "yerrr that'd work"
Lucy: "Anything else darling"
Him: "naaah I'll buy her some flowers and call you back and let you know how it worked"
Lucy: "splendid darling, have a lovely day"
Him: "yerr thanks Lucy, you have a good one too"
Lucy... AAAARGGGGHHH!
I swear on Morty's dead little bootie I am getting several recommendations a day from people's friends none of whom know how to use the internet all inquiring if my poor little bagina has been tortured to bits by the dreaded wax!
Can we say TIME WASTER?! Yup some days the Universe plots and plans to make sure you have a time wastering away kind of day! I had a friend who died a week ago today of cancer and she was only 2 years older than me. She fought to be alive, fought to live life... sitting around not living it... god it drives me nuts with the waste!
Hope yours was betterer!
Lucy
:)
Website: http://www.lucy-blake.com
Chewie LIVES!
Hi EVERYONE!
Inspired by Miss Generosa, I went along to the pound and got Chewie. Well his full name is Chewie Chester Blake.
I carefully researched the pounds to find the one that murders the most animals and went there. At this pound you have to bid on an animal if you want to take him home and the person with the highest bid wins the critter. Isn't that INSANE?!?! Not only do they kill them, but if you want to take one home, they make you bid on them like a piece of furniture or a house! The whole thing makes me green with chunder.
Anyhoooo here is Chewie Chester....
Weee!
Lucy
:)
ps. I have to smuggle him in and out of my building in my back pack because I'm not allowed to have a Chewie in my building.
Website: http://www.lucy-blake.com
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