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I love it when it all comes together…
The boy brings me pear cupcakes with lemon icing, smiles at me lots, and listens to me dribble on about my latest ideas (which is hire a drunk skunk by the by) and then says the magic words… “just give me the Lucy Blake experience”.
Soooo 3 hours later you’ve tied him down, had him zapped by your electricity box, bodyslid him while in your finest latex (because it’s more slippery and full on if you do a bodyslide in your latex). You’re sucked, fucked, oily and completely quiet for the 3 minute "I've just been bonked well and nothing else matters" magic window.
Don’t you just love it when it all comes together?! A brilliant technically complicated texturally rich and beautiful affair. The worker - client relationship can truly be a magic dance.
I can tell when it happens because my room looks like a cyclone hit, I have oil in my hair and you hear two people exhale, like it's the first time they have had the chance to breathe in forever.
A beautiful affair.
Website: http://www.sensualdownunder.com
 
Lucy talks to a serial killer!
Helooooo
Don't you hate it when.....
I just had a guy call me and ask me if I had any questions for him before I agreed to see him. When I said what do you mean, he said, "I could be wanting to come over and stab you thru the chest and eyes with a filleting knife to watch them pop and be a serial killer, who kills prostitutes for a hobby. Shouldn't you ask me some more questions? Lucy I've got one more for you. What color eyes do you have?"
Hmm I thought to myself... WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!
I'm now sitting here waiting for the booking debating whether to call him back and ask him outright if he is going to turn up and stab me thru the eyeballs with a filleting knife. I'm sure he'd be truthful!
Hmmm bugger I'll be waiting a while though since the address I gave him for my incall was Sydney Police Centre. I thought while he was there maybe he could hand himself in for being a serial killer!
Sooo what do you hate?
Lucy
:)
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy! Part 2
Ooook so here is Part 2
This Happy Blog is to all my fellow Intergalactical Princesses, Space Cadets and Space Troopers, oh and Miss Ciara (hehehee) (you'll be able to tell which one you are by the type of shoes you wear... Intergalactical Princesses where either Jimmy Choo Stiletos or PVC Follow me Home and Bonk me Boots and they don't take them off even when bonking. Space Cadets wear liquorice strap black stiletos but take them off to bonk boys because they're paranoid they'll skewer his balls. Space Troopers wear Bowling Shoes and like to bowl and Miss Ciara is a philosophy unto herself so don't bother checking your shoes because there is only one)
Happy Mars! - did you know that on Mars there is actually a crater called "Happy Face Mars"?! I shit you not!! go have a look ....
Website: http://www.msss.com/education/happy_face/happ
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy! Part 1
Helloooo people's!
I have decided to write a bunch of blogs on HAPPY!
So I was reading the paper today, doing a BORING uni assessment thinking AAAARGH NOT HAPPY! I later had a chat to the whacky Miss Chantal(she's my doubles partner and she's one of those classic Brazilian HOTTIES!) who will soon be leaving Australia to go overseas to some luuurvely places. She is trying to convince me to go with her, but it seems awfully irresponsible to go and have a lovely life don't you think?
I mean seriously, can one afford to spend money on going overseas, when one has to keep saving money, so in ten years time, one may buy a shoe box to live in - IF you even live that long!! For some reason we, or maybe I, have been socialised to think that actually LIVING LIFE is the wrong thing to do.
Then I read all about the budget, petrol prices, the crash of a housing developer which will push rents up, read the employment section from Saturdays newspaper (which is now so small, there is simply no room for jobs in what I do for a straight life!), read this, read that, took some phonecalls from hysterical woman not earning any money as sex workers it's so quiet but there's no straight jobs around so they have no options. I took a call from a friend who informed me they were coming by after work to deliver some fruit they stole from the company they work fors fruit bowl, because they are worried I'm starving blaaaah blaaaaah.
It suddenly occurred to me ... I'm a bloody victim!! hahahahahaaaa
All to hardcore yes? Sooooo I decided to make Google my friend and Googledooo'ed "happy". Did you know that in 0.03 seconds, Google gave me 58,200,000 images of Happy?! Soooo I thought for anyone else who is making the life and death decision to be brave enough to risk it ALL and go find happy (and I think a lady put it best to me today when she said "bloody hell Lucy, I'm living in Shitsville and I gotta get out") ..... I give you Google in 0.03 seconds .....
1. The Happy Rock - did you know that in America, they have actually identified a HAPPY ROCK?! They even built a happy little Smartie to go on top so you wouldn't miss it!
Website: http://www.lucy-blake.com
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