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Oooo - poopie butt!!
There he comes again, Mr. poopie. The guy that loves to have anal work done, yet he didn't do his work before he came to visit me!
I understand the anal thing. I once in awhile get a bit-o-tingling there myself. But I've never, ever, deposited a bit-o-poo. Ever.
If you are into anal, do this - enema - before visiting. Luckily, I put a towel down beforehand. But I really hate adult poo. Baby poo is bad enough, but understandable, they don't know any better. But man poo is really icky.
And to ladies and men alike - the more you deal with anal the less control you will have over what goes out over time. That particular orifice is made for exit only. Constantly pushing something into it will stretch the sphincter muscle and it will loosen over time. So when you burst out laughing, or you sneeze, or have an orgasm, you might just also release a load of last night's dinner. As you get older, that becomes much more probable.
There is a price to pay when you engage in such play. The human body responds and evolves to accomodate what has become normal. If it needs to be loose to accomodate toys, or a dick, then it will learn to accomodate when you don't want it to. It doesn't know the difference.
I remember when I referred a client to a lady who was into anal. Get this, she is 28 years old. He really wanted to try it. She'd been engaging in such activity since she was 18. So, they went at it. All was well and good until they resumed normal fun. She was going at it cowgirl style and had a wonderful orgasm, unfortunately for him, her constant indulgence in that activity left her muscles weak, and she poo'd all over his jewels and his bed. He was mortified. I wasn't surprised. What else can you expect?
That is what happens. Anal fun is something you can try a few times, but if you indulge on a regular basis, then you need to ensure that your retirement includes the cost of "Depends", because you'll need them.
I'm sure you've seen the porno films of the gorgeous gals that indulge in such activity. They have an asshole that looks as though a bus could drive through it, with room for a lengthy antenna. Not attractive, at all.
Your ass does not have the elasticity that a vagina has. If you probe and prod at it, stick things up it, it gives up and plays dead after a certain amount of time. There are no exercises you can do to tighten that baby up. Once you stretch it out, it's a flaccid, floppy, squishy mess. It won't tighten back up and it can't be exercised. There is surgery that can be performed (I call it 'drawstring therapy') to help, but that particular procedure is not pleasant. But it is amusing to talk about. But it is painful and doesn't work real well. When I was in my clinicals in the hospital, I worked with patients who were recovering from something akin to this procedure, and it wasn't pleasant. In fact, they farted with the sound of screeching barn owls and each bowel movement was accompanied by sweating and girl-like screams. I really did try to feel some amount of pity, or empathy, but I was drawing on an empty well. I had something called 'common sense', which tells me "Don't stick stuff up your ass".
So do your provider, or client, a favor. Clean that shit out (no pun intended) before you engage in such activities. Or plan on paying for the bed clothing. I've grown tired of cleaning up man poo.
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