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The Phone Artist
Oh, here is to the phone artist. The guy who calls me pretending to want to visit me, but actually is getting off on the other end and will never make an appointment.
He is almost always polite, being careful to kiss up in about every other sentence. All in order to keep me on the phone. And here is where we ladies can be too nice. We hate offending anyone, we hate to seem rude. So we listen, though we know something isn't quite right.
He asks if I would like to get gifts when visited, he asks if I would like to be treated to dinner. Well, duh, how fast did I fall into that one? Surprise, greed is a factor here. Big surprise.
After 15 minutes of his asking, "...and would you like...", I finally came to my senses and realized that this little submissive was getting off to my responses. It did take a while. I'm used to the crude and rude that are piggish on the phone and whacking themselves like a monkey, they are easy to grasp (no pun intended). It's the guys who get off on other things that are a bit harder to catch. You aren't quite sure where they are coming from or if they are serious. And you don't want to mess up a possibly good thing.
And at the same time that I figured out that this is the same guy who called me 2 years ago, with basically the same script. I had already wasted 20 minutes now. I cut him off, told him how to get real and serious, and hung up. Of course, by then I was annoyed and kicking myself for falling into the game.
I won't denigrate anyone's particular fantasy, but for God's sake, don't waste my time with it. There are girls out there that are phone people, who do that for their income and do it well. Call them, not me. I'm a GFE escort and I expect a man to follow through and not waste my time on the phone. If I wanted to do the phone stuff, I would, and never have to take off my 'hello kitty' jammies.
So next time you get the urge to 'make a call', pick out the right recipient who will enjoy it and does that for her business. Don't call me and waste my time.
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