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An Interesting Trend
I have always thought that America would never decriminalize the escort business. Our country was built on a foundation of puritan values and strict religious followings. People fled England to escape the strict rulings of the church and to find a place where they could practice their faith without persecution.
But I've noticed an interesting trend over the past year. Prostitution is being brought into the mainstream via the world of the sitcom and other entertainment media. Several episodes of Two and a Half Men have used escorts as the story line. 20/20 has done a special on 'the working girls'. Boston Legal, one of my favorite shows, often features 'working girls' in the story. Spitzer might have lost his job over a pretty working girl, but she is doing pretty darn well for herself, after the story broke. And who can ignore HBO's little show, 'Cathouse' ?
Is America becoming more tolerant of the escort business? Or are they just more curious, and is the media simply responding to that curiosity?
In a recent episode of Boston Legal, a girl challenged the state of MA in regards to their laws on prostitution. She stated, "I chose to go into this business, and I was never ashamed of it". Jerry, the responding character, replied with his disdain of her 'sexual deviance', and pounded his briefcase with emphasis, which caused his blowup doll to pop up and inflate. Just who is judging who here?
It's well known that writers of sitcoms use their vehicles to voice their personal opinions of the politics of the day. Boston Legal is one of the more prominent shows that portrays the left more often, using the show to throw the proverbial pies at GW Bush. But I am always amused by Denny Crane, the character who plays a Republican, NRA loving man with mad cow disease, on Boston Legal. Whom, by the way, enjoys the affections of local working ladies and finds no shame in that at all.
Could it be that the liberal left is getting to a point of acknowledging this business, and admitting that it's not such a terrible thing after all?
We all know this business is known as 'the world's oldest profession'. It will continue, regardless of laws, demands, and social disdain. I am all for decriminalization. Not because I worry about being hauled off to cell block 9 (and I don't expect I'd do well there), but because it would make the business safer for all involved, net the government loads of money in tax dollars, and finally admit that no one can determine morality, or determine how a people must live.
Some rules are good. It is good that slavery is wrong, that child porn is bad, that murder should be punished. Rules do serve a purpose and prevent total chaos and anarchy. But some rules are simply an order that only benefits the bad guys.
While the GOP regards faith and religion as one of the foundations of the party, the truth is that my best clients are die hard republicans. Like Spitzer, it is a case of 'do as I say, not as I do'. Life does not work that way, at least, not below the surface.
I'm a republican. For the most part. I believe capitalism works, if you let it, and you cannot tax a country into prosperity. I believe that a person has the ability to better themselves and go from gutter to wealth. I believe hard work and producing is vital to our society. I don't believe that the welfare system is helpful, long term. I have no issue with helping those who need help to get going again, but it should not be a long term solution.
Anyway, sorry for the digression. But I've noted that the media seems to find prostitution of great interest lately. And, most of the shows present it as an interesting line of work. The actors that portray escorts are beautiful, intelligent and desirable. They aren't the poor foreigners paying off their illegal immigration debt, they aren't crack heads off the street, they aren't cheap, dollar "ho's", stumbling around in torn net stockings and 6 inch 'come do me' heels.
And I wonder, will we soon trod the path of the homosexual? Will groups of ladies soon be demanding recognition for this particular choice? Could some of us be 'born this way', rather than making a choice? Hmmm. I wonder. Silly thought, I know, but you never know where the media might lead us...
I am not about to even suggest that those who are driven to this work via abuse and human trafficking operations should not be helped or considered. There are plenty of pig men around who seek minors or foreigners forced into the work. But for women who make the choice willingly, and are of an age in which mutual consent is legally acceptable, they should be allowed to make that decision.
I can go to any bar, let a man buy me a drink, then take me home and do wild things to me. But, charge a fee for that, and suddenly, it's wrong? Sorry, he already paid for the drink.
Perhaps a new age is dawning. Seeing prostitution presented in tv dramas and news shows as acceptable by some, just might sway a few. Hard to say at this point. But I find it an interesting turn of events.
Who's ready to watch Cathouse, season 3??
TER sucks
I am retiring in July. I have sent numerous emails to TER to remove my ad and reviews, in light of this decision. To this date, they have not responded.
I hear numerous complaints about TER - The Erotic Review. They are by no means a premier site, but they are high-profile.
They archive posts made by clients and providers - so be aware of that - all who discuss on the boards.
They force fake reviews by refusing to post real reviews by clients who see nice providers who please them, but don't do outlandish acts or don't participate in greek or other unsafe practices.
Be aware, the owner of TER is a young, chubby, flatuent boy who is governed by his weenie and is not at a stage in his life where he can yet make intelligent and informed decisions. He threatens ladies on his board to give it up for free, or he will ruin them on his boards. He works willingly with LE to turn over clients via credit card information and board postings.
Getting rich and running a provider/client board does not make you a respected businessman.
Respect and privacy for clients and ladies on the board would be a start, but this young idiot does not have the patience nor the brains to do that. Ladies who are in danger from stalkers cannot get anything removed from his board - such is his defiant need to be in control - to the detriment of those who subscribed to his service.
I sincerely hope that clients and ladies alike refuse to join his boards and find other boards that respect their privacy and post reviews as clients write them. Feedback from ladies on reviews would be nice, but I'm not expecting to see that anytime soon.
The bottom line is that TER will willingly and gladly put their clients and ladies at risk. And right now - primaries, Spitzer, 20/20 report- you better hope this little asshole doesn't get questioned too hard by the DA. Because he'll cave like a 9 year old caught by mom with his hand in the cookie jar. He'll give you up so fast you will wonder what the hell just happened.
TER is the saddest excuse for a hobby board that I have seen. Fake reviews, non-existent customer service, a board that puts ladies at risk. Think about it before you put your credit card information on there to join. Ladies - you can't escape once you join, and gents - you are tracked and your posts are archived. TER is the worst thing that has happened to our world as we know it.
Ok! Be Nice Or The Stuffed Bunny Gets It !!!
So, my blog, which I had to delete, was about why you might not want to give grown women stuffed animals as a gift. Did I touch a nerve or what? I had a quick email that accused me of being basically greedy and narrow minded. Another was, well, downright nasty. One email assumed I threw the stuffed animals away when I could 'give them to our needy brothers and sisters'. That person probably figured I was snickering and sneering, waving the cuddly toys at needy children shouting, "See this! You can't have it!" Oh, all as I bite the head off the poor, innocent toy.
I don't throw such things away, or even sell them at the proverbial yard sale. I play music for various charity events, and I take the toys with me and hand them out to the kids. I also help needy college kids by building computers for them (at my expense), I've helped needy single mothers, and have been known to help out other women in the 'business' when they need help. I've given of my time, my income and my talents to help others. I tutor kids at the community college and I give pretty well to the Christmas Angel tree each year.
I am not an ungracious person. I am appreciative of my clients who are thoughtful and give gifts - even stuffed things. It is sweet that they think of me as a cuddle person.
I put a lot of thought into a gift when I get someone something. I'd like them to enjoy it and use it. I try to use common sense. Something tells me that if I buy a cute baby plastic hammer for a man, he is going to be puzzled by that gift. My point was not to appear unappreciative, but rather, if you want to give a gift, put some thought into what a woman might really enjoy or use.
Yeah, women do love cuddly things. But I live in a small house and don't have room for a lot of cuddly things. And after receiving dozens of stuffed toys, I'm just, well, puzzled. I'm not unappreciative, just wondering about all these cute little stuffed things.
So, my apologies to all who felt offended, lambasted, or horrified at my faux pas. And my apologies to all the cute stuffed critters too.
Really, I'm not a mean, nasty person. I just like perfume better.
Oooo - poopie butt!!
There he comes again, Mr. poopie. The guy that loves to have anal work done, yet he didn't do his work before he came to visit me!
I understand the anal thing. I once in awhile get a bit-o-tingling there myself. But I've never, ever, deposited a bit-o-poo. Ever.
If you are into anal, do this - enema - before visiting. Luckily, I put a towel down beforehand. But I really hate adult poo. Baby poo is bad enough, but understandable, they don't know any better. But man poo is really icky.
And to ladies and men alike - the more you deal with anal the less control you will have over what goes out over time. That particular orifice is made for exit only. Constantly pushing something into it will stretch the sphincter muscle and it will loosen over time. So when you burst out laughing, or you sneeze, or have an orgasm, you might just also release a load of last night's dinner. As you get older, that becomes much more probable.
There is a price to pay when you engage in such play. The human body responds and evolves to accomodate what has become normal. If it needs to be loose to accomodate toys, or a dick, then it will learn to accomodate when you don't want it to. It doesn't know the difference.
I remember when I referred a client to a lady who was into anal. Get this, she is 28 years old. He really wanted to try it. She'd been engaging in such activity since she was 18. So, they went at it. All was well and good until they resumed normal fun. She was going at it cowgirl style and had a wonderful orgasm, unfortunately for him, her constant indulgence in that activity left her muscles weak, and she poo'd all over his jewels and his bed. He was mortified. I wasn't surprised. What else can you expect?
That is what happens. Anal fun is something you can try a few times, but if you indulge on a regular basis, then you need to ensure that your retirement includes the cost of "Depends", because you'll need them.
I'm sure you've seen the porno films of the gorgeous gals that indulge in such activity. They have an asshole that looks as though a bus could drive through it, with room for a lengthy antenna. Not attractive, at all.
Your ass does not have the elasticity that a vagina has. If you probe and prod at it, stick things up it, it gives up and plays dead after a certain amount of time. There are no exercises you can do to tighten that baby up. Once you stretch it out, it's a flaccid, floppy, squishy mess. It won't tighten back up and it can't be exercised. There is surgery that can be performed (I call it 'drawstring therapy') to help, but that particular procedure is not pleasant. But it is amusing to talk about. But it is painful and doesn't work real well. When I was in my clinicals in the hospital, I worked with patients who were recovering from something akin to this procedure, and it wasn't pleasant. In fact, they farted with the sound of screeching barn owls and each bowel movement was accompanied by sweating and girl-like screams. I really did try to feel some amount of pity, or empathy, but I was drawing on an empty well. I had something called 'common sense', which tells me "Don't stick stuff up your ass".
So do your provider, or client, a favor. Clean that shit out (no pun intended) before you engage in such activities. Or plan on paying for the bed clothing. I've grown tired of cleaning up man poo.
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