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Spot the deliberate mistake? Anyone know this girl?
http://www.irishdreams.citymax.com/page/page/2368344.htm
A Texas escort called Dayna Renee. She has ripped off my photos and also another two English girls that I know, Sarah Morgan and Sexy Hannah. Check out the gallery page lol. I dont know whether to be flattered or annoyed!
She has numerous reviews too, one saying that her pics are 'fairly accurate'. I have a double then!
The photo is on my original gallery page below......
Website: http://curvycoral.com/gallery4.htm
Twitching and other bad habits
Firstly let me raise my head up for it is hung low in shame at not having blogged for over 6 weeks :(
What can I say? I refer you to Beverley's blog lower down entitled 'Procrastination'. It's a habit of mine too.
Another habit is twitching. No I haven't developed an embarassing facial tic. I'm talking bird twitching. I'm officially now a bird twitcher, which is a step down from a bird watcher cos they wear anoraks and take notes etc. But I did get the 'Big Book of British Wildlife' and a pair of binoculars out yesterday to try and identify a strange bird in the garden. A windchat perhaps or maybe a linnet? What do you mean you dont care?
Let me think, has anything majorly exciting happened in the last month or so? I had a birthday from which celebrations it took me three days to recover. I took my Mum to the theatre to see Frank Sinatra projected onto screens with dancers and a big band. That was fantastic!
Erm.....
Oh yeah I've just started an aromatherapy distance learning course. Quite how you distance learn how to massage someone I'm not yet sure. All will be revealed I guess.
Being the intrinsically lazy arsed cow I am, I'm going to finish this blog with a cut and paste question thingy from Ciara....easy option soup!
* How American Are You? Erm, not very. But I am addicted to American Idol. Go Elliot!
* How Powerful Are You? I am EMpowerful :)
* What Color Red Are You? Scarlet
* What Time Of Day Are You? The bit in the morning when you just wake up and are half asleep
* What Color Flower Are You? A sunny yellow daffodil
* What Easter Candy Are You? A galaxy creme egg
* Are You Addicted to Myspace? What's My Space??
* How is Your Self Esteem? Peach keen jelly bean
* Are You A Good Cook? I'm an excellent cook and I love to do it. Last night I made a Sri Lankan chicken curry
* How Selfish Are You? Pretty much but generous with time and stuff to my friends
* What's Your Theme Song? Dont stop me now by Queen. If ever faced with a dilemma in life always ask yourself - what would Freddie have done?
* What Will Your Famous Last Words Be? Bloody hell is that the time already?
* What Color Is Your Lucky Underwear? I dont wear underwear
* What Kind of Cookie Are You? A ginger nut of course!
* What European City Do You Belong In? London of course
* What Do People Envy About You? My alcoholic capacity :)
* How Quirky Are You? I am a rubbish typist. Oh quirky, not querty!Tsk
* What Sign Is Your True Love? Aquarius
* What Brady Are You? ??
* What Type of Writer Should You Be? Regular!
* How Irish Are You? One quarter offically on me Da's side
* What's Your Beer Personality? The only thing I have in common with beer drinkers is my belly on a bloated day
* What Color Green Are You? Emerald
* How Lucky Are You? Lucky is as lucky does
* What Kind of Soda Are You? Ginger beer. Ok there is a beer I do lol
* How Open Minded Are You? Extremely
* How Much Do You Weigh? For the perfect Yorkshire puddings? 4oz plain flour, one egg, milk to mix. A pinch of salt
* What Kind of Flirt Are You? An expensive one
* What American City Are You? San Fransico
* How Evil Are You? I like to blow my horn when driving past golf courses to put them off. Not very evil really
* What Does Your Candy Heart Say? Bite me?
* What Winter Sport Are You? The one where you lay on a small dinner tray and hurtle down the ice chute at 200 miles an hour
* Should You Quit Your Job? Not untill the barclaycard is paid off. Another 60 years probably
* Are You Addicted to Love? Not keen on Robert Palmer, no
* What Tarot Card Are You? I have no knowledge of such things
* What Artist Should Paint Your Portrait? Beryl Cook
* What Type of Weather Are You? Summer
* What Should You Major In? Flattery
* What Sign Should You Be? This side up
* What Donut Are You? An iced ring
* What Kind of Coffee Are You? Tesco's economy
* What 2007 Car Should You Drive? A red one
* Who Should You Vote For? Anyone as long as you vote
* How is your temperment ? Bad tempered, easily irritated, no time for fools, hypocrites or the narrow minded. Zero concentration
Gregarious, enthusiastic, entertaining and a loyal friend to those that deserve it
Birthdays come and go......
........but best friends are forever. A huge heartfelt thanks to my darling Hannah for helping to make my birthday yesterday so great! She bought me some beautiful Victoria's Secrets stuff back from her New York trip last week and made me a CD of my favourite songs. She's one in a million. We spent the day together seeing some lovely clients and chilling out. A few bottles of champagne the guys very kindly brought along were emptied *hic*. Tomorrow (Saturday)we are off out on the town with all our other friends, dinner then a couple of clubs then probably back to someone's house to chat the night away. I may well not blog for a fair few days lol.
This week has been a lovely one. Special mention must go to 'C' and his strange and wonderful musical taste!
"Do you want the slightly weird CD on or the very weird one?"
He asked me as we enjoyed a sunny Sunday afternoon in a hotel bedroom.
" Oh I guess we should start with the only just slightly weird one"
I was somewhat thrown when the Bare Neccesities from Jungle Book came on during some tonsil wrestling. Half man half what?????
Oh and on Wednesday my darling dog got hold of my new turquoise lacy knickers and chewed the gusset out. It's a good job I love him.
Another lazy arsed blog from me today - Thanks Vanessa Sue ! xxx
~Another Threesome Survey~
Three Things I Always Have In My Purse:
1) Credit cards
2) Car Keys
3) A small torch- I live waaaaay out the country!
Three Things I Want To Buy:
1) A new coffee table
2) New jeans - which is a fecking nightmare cos nothing fits properly! Why do they assume that all curvy women are 5ft 11???
3) A new bird table for the garden
Three counties I Have Gotten a Ticket In:
1) Berkshire, many many bloody times
2) Oxfordshire
3) Essex
Three Things I Need In a Relationship:
1) To laugh a lot
2) My freedom
3) To be able to fart and giggle about it
Three 'Trivial' Things I Regret:
1) Painting my kitchen terracota. Its not, its just orange :(
2) Laying dark wooden flooring when I have a white haired dog that moults twice a year
3) Buying that huge bunch of bananas that are now going very brown in the fruit bowl
Three Words I Say The Most:
1) Clearly.....
2) Indeed......
3) Fucking hell (ok 2 words I know...)
Three Causes I Fight For:
1) Erm....
2) Ahh.....
3) *coughs*
Three Guys I Kissed Before 18:
1) Chris
2) Alex
3) Another Chris
Three Jobs I Have Had:
1) Manager
2) Trainer
3) Barmaid
Three Favorite Names:
1) Smirnoff
2) Absolute
3) Stolychnaya(sp?)
Three Fears:
1) Crane flies
2) Drowning
3) Using the toliet in the dark. You never know what is clutching to the side of the bowl waiting to crawl up into your....ALWAYS put the light on!
Three Favorite Songs Currently:
1) Taa Deem - Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan
2) Till the cops come knocking - Maxwell
3) Put your record on - Corinne Bailey Rae
Three Favorite Cities:
1) London
2) Oxford
3) Port of Spain
Three Best Qualities:
1) The green triangle one
2) The purple shiny one with a nut in
3) The round toffee one
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