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Rain, Rain Go Away...
"Thy fate is the common fate of all;
Into each life some rain must fall."
- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
It's not just raining in my world - Torrential down pours are plaguing my life! I feel like I am drowning. I can't help but wonder what bad things I have done to deserve this constant onslaught of crap! Someone please throw me a life raft!
 
Two scoops of Mammary Madness please!
PETA, in their unending quest to make ice cream even more delicious, is urging Ben and Jerry's to start using human breast milk instead of cow milk.
"On behalf of PETA and our more than 2 million members and supporters, I'd like to bring your attention to an innovative new idea from Switzerland that would bring a unique twist to Ben and Jerry's. Storchen restaurant is set to unveil a menu that includes soups, stews, and sauces made with at least 75 percent breast milk procured from human donors who are paid in exchange for their milk. If Ben and Jerry's replaced the cow's milk in its ice cream with breast milk, your customers--and cows--would reap the benefits.
The breast is best! Won't you give cows and their babies a break and our health a boost by switching from cow's milk to breast milk in Ben and Jerry's ice cream? Thank you for your consideration."
Well, they do have a point there, the breast is best! :) But still -- human breast milk ice cream? I dunno, sounds kind of NASTY to me and unsafe! Nothing has repulsed me more this week (so far) than reading this topic. What next? Sperm-cicles?
I am sure many men would be all for it if Ben and Jerry's changed their logo from cows to topless chicks.
Website: http://www.AshleyDeVyne.com
Alternatives to carrying multiple cell phones???
I recently found "ring to numbers". The ring to numbers are pretty simple, you let them know what area you want a number in, and what number you want it to forward to. You can have as many numbers as you like forwarded to the same number.
Example, say your "real" number is 818.555-1212, but you travel, don't want to hassle with multiple phones, buying minutes, etc.
So you order "ring to numbers".
702.111.2222
415.565.1212
916.766.9999
Any time someone calls that number it will ring your 818.555.1212 phone.
Advantages to this are you don't have to deal with the extra phones and all that comes with it. You don't have to advertise your personal number but get to use your nicer personal phone, you get local number for where ever you go, plus its cheaper. Also, comes in handy for family members. We all know that googling our "work" number could cause a whole lot of unnecessary grief.
Have any of you ladies heard of this? The person I was solicited by is offering this service and wants $15 per number. Any idea of companies that offer this? I'd rather go straight to the company offering this than a middle man. Maybe you gals have another alternative for this sort of thing? Please let me know how you manage multiple phones.
Thanks!
Website: http://www.AshleyDeVyne.com
A little humor...
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, 'What are these, Dad?'
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, 'Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex.'
'Oh, I see,' replies the boy.' Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school.'
He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, ' Why are there 3 in this package?'
The dad replies, 'Those are for high school boys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday.'
'Cool,' says the boy. He notices a 6-pack and asks, 'Then who are these for?'
'Those are for college men,' the dad answers, 'TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday and TWO for Sunday.'
'WOW!' exclaimed the boy, 'then who uses THESE?' he asks, picking up a 12-pack.
With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replies, 'Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March....... .'
Website: http://www.AshleyDevyne.com
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